January 2011
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Am I nervous for 2011? I'm scratching my scalp...
Hopefully, it’s the weather! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Jan 1st
December 2010
107 posts
Turkey of 1s
(Bowling with the fam and the third string was just awful.)
Dec 31st
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If my phones within reach, I’m glued. Separate us with a flight of stairs and I could care less.
Dec 31st
I'm in Ashland, KY headed for Virginia. Then back...
Dec 29th
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The language my brother uses and the sound effects...
So, the ghetto’s moved into my basement. To confirm the myths of many east and west coasters, my dad needs to get to corn planting so I’m from the ghetto corn fields of the Midwest, where I churn my own butter and don’t have high speed internet. 
Dec 28th
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Overheard in Anthropology.
Husband: Hey babe, will this peacock dish clash with our ostrich dishes?
Wife: Oh, I don't know. Maybe.
Husband: They're on sale.
Dec 27th
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jheath replied to your photoset: Almost the final draft of the holiday card. Happy… Haha, you have a cat named Whitey Hertzhog Honestly, would you expect anything less from this household?
Dec 27th
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Embarrassing Life Story #182739345
bldattiffanys: As per thesmoo’s request, I have decided to share with you all my extremely embarrassing story. A few days ago, I was on my way to an internship interview. As I pulled up to the building, I noticed their parking lot was full so naturally I decided to pull into the parking lot across the street. Easy, right? Wrong.  I as pulled in, the automated gate to the parking started to...
Dec 27th
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I'm missing #snowloko.
New England’s end of 2010 blizzard. I use to be sad, but I think I’m getting over it.  However, the thought of 18 inches of glorious white fluffiness would be amazing… as long as I had nothing to do, but if I was in Boston, that would not be the case.
Dec 26th
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Lottie + Doof » Lemon Bars →
Favorite lemon bar recipe ever. But I use meyer lemons which aren’t as tart as regular lemons and they are currently in season! Quick. Run. Go buy some!
Dec 26th
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Tumblr stopped supporting Photoshop files for...
Dec 26th
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My 90-year-old great uncle just Facebook friended...
And, my dad says he blogs regularly.
Dec 26th
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You should see my parents trying to rig up...
It was on a fluted, rectangular platter, so my mom has inverted a glass lasagna pan over it and then wrapped the entire thing in Glad Press and Seal wrap.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Everyone getting this blizzard can thank the...
And, here I was, all over joyed by 4 inches of snow. Merry Christmas, everyone!!
Dec 25th
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I thinks white holidays are the best, but some...
Best Facebook status of mine in a while. 
Dec 25th
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Day One down.
With almost 4 inches of snow, too. How could it get more perfect?  The traditional Christmas Eve Pork Loin with Plum Sauce. Remember, we (sorta) Jewish. And, now for my parents last minute wrapping sprint (for reference, not even one box is under that gorgeously decorated tree from Ted Drewes).
Dec 25th
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And the holidays begin!
Hefler’s for lunch is long over. Dinner at my aunt and uncle’s is moments away. Then there’s still Christmas eve wrapping, Christmas brunch and Christmas dinner still left.
Dec 25th
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It's snowing!!!
Merry Christmas Eve!! (And, my half birthday!)
Dec 24th
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Nemo's taking a bath next to me on the sofa and I...
Obviously, he had to have a cat dinner and not a people dinner as I was out.
Dec 24th
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If you ask what religious I am, I'll tell you I'm...
And, I wouldn’t want it any other way. A bunch of friends always tell me that their Jewish friends have better Christmases than they do, including me. I joke that our Christmas Tree is a Hanukkah bush. It works better when the holidays overlap; this year it failed. We put up blue and white lights on our tree and outside; whether it’s to match our houses decor or a soulte to Israel,...
Dec 24th
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How is the Internet boring me today?
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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My Nike and North Face wardrobe to take Mom's car...
However, I’m not the only one in this customer lounge. The youngest, but not the only one. I’d love a career that would allow me to be in running clothes all day but drive an Acura. Suggestions?
Dec 22nd
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Either my dashboard is selectively not picking up...
Then again, my original post quota is way, way down. Back from the gym (which my family joined while I was at school), it’s nice but doesn’t top the one at school, which I found slightly odd.
Dec 21st
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Just produced close to 200 cookies in four flavors...
I was channeling Paula Dean… obviously. 
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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With Justin Bieber's control of trending topics on...
Except, he’s Canadian. But that won’t stop him.
Dec 20th
I forgot how boring break gets.
It’s only day 3.
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
Dec 18th
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We're trimming the house.
Dad: And, now where to put the Coca-Cola penguin.
Me: ...Daddy, that's a snowman.
Dad: Oh. I guess you're right. I've always thought he was a penguin.
Dec 18th
The more Huntington News sucks, the more I want to...
But starting a campus competitor is a big, big task. 
Dec 18th
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I missed my Tumblr's birthday - It turned one on...
Dec 18th
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I finally figured out how people do this: It's...
probationaryperiod replied to your post:Who gives a 1.6667 (out of 10) on a homework assignment? That’s an especially stupid grade to give for an incomplete. Yeah. It is. And, it was far from incomplete. It was a double homework assignment that I’m sure I spent at least an hour and half on. I think grading for accuracy is a bitchy move to begin with, spending the time and making the effort...
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Who gives a 1.6667 (out of 10) on a homework...
The TA. 80 on the final. But didn’t salvage my grade like I’d hope because of that homework assignment (and two he claims I didn’t turn in? Bullshit.)
Dec 17th
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Mom just suggested we start counting at Nemo to...
Because he sits in front of the backdoor looking out onto the world. We open it and he doesn’t move. So yeah, counting down from 5 is really going to make him go. He’s probably saying, “Guys. It’s cold. I’m just looking at my idiot brother pouncing around on the left over snow and ice. Why would he go out there? Our coats get all puffed and you complain we’re...
Dec 17th
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Mom bought Jimmy Dean pancake and sausage things...
Someone knew I was coming home. I’m easy to please, really. And, everything tastes better on a stick.
Dec 17th
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Edgar Renteria doesn't get out of bed for a... →
Disagree completely. He was denied at $9.5mil option on his contract and instead offered $1mil? Yeah, I don’t think so. Let’s review his stats in the light shall we? I’d respect his decision to retire, if that’s the path he take. Once a Cardinal, always a Cardinal.
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
Almost done.
14 minutes until my last final begins. It’s 40% of my grade and I don’t think I know 40% of the material. This could be interesting.
Dec 16th
100 Reasons Why He Hasn't Responded To Your Text |... →
Too perfect.
Dec 16th
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20 minute tumblr break over, back to US History.
For the record finals suck. Today’s algebra final was awful. I now know what a Cubs fan feels like: so much anticipation and hope, and then sooooo much disappointment. I described it much more vorgerly earlier, which I’ll refrain from. US History is going to be quite similar. I know nothing. 
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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25 hours from now, I'll be home free.
And, won’t have to touch a text book until July 6, 2011… if, I do summer 2 classes. Or, September 9, 2011 if I don’t. But, between now and then, I have two massive finals that I’m under prepared. But, who would I be to be over prepared? Not me, so I’m right on track. I hope.
Dec 15th